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How do you take your coffee? Try these 10 ways

October 30, 2020
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<Coffee for the Average Josh, Part 5 of 10>

Comedian Brian Regan feels insulted that Pop-Tarts come with printed preparation instructions.

“Can there be a simpler food item?” he says. “Like if the directions weren’t there, would someone be like, ‘How do I get that goodness in me?’”

Not so with coffee. There seem to be as many ways of consuming coffee as there are drinkers.

How do you take your coffee? Here are 10 ways coffee drinkers “get that goodness in me.” How many have you tried?

1. Cream and sugar

Classic. Every diner table worth its salt is stocked with these two options.

While seemingly straightforward, the options are endless. There are a million sugar alternatives — from Splenda to In the Raw —or sweeten the cup with a touch of honey.

Cream starts with dairy options like heavy whipping cream, half and half, and milk. Then there’s the litany of non-dairy commercial creamers with names like “Toasted Marshmallow Mocha” — which, incidentally rarely list marshmallows and chocolate as actual ingredients and is never actually toasted.

2. Decaffeinated

Love coffee but want to sleep soon? Decaf was made for you — though it wasn’t grown for you. Coffee beans are harvested with caffeine (you can’t order a decaf Arabica plant), and so the beans need to go through a process of decaffeination after leaving the farm but before they are roasted.

There are two common ways this is done: one you want to know about, and one you don’t.

The one you want to know has a beautiful name: the Swiss Water Process. Beans are soaked in water, and then a science glossary walks up and smacks the caffeine out of them using solubility, osmosis and a carbon filter.

The other way to decaffeinate is with a paint stripper. OK, OK, so it starts with a water soak but then a solvent thug is brought in to actually — avert your eyes, kids — bada-bing the caffeine right out of Mr. Bean. The most commonly used solvents are methylene chloride (used to strip paint) and ethyl acetate (used in nail polish remover).

But don’t worry, the FDA has signed off on the whole thing so long as the solvents that remain stay below certain thresholds, so … nighty-night.

3. Instant

The Pop-Tart of coffee in that it’s ready in a jiffy, the instant variety comes in a powder form — just add hot water!

This is not to be confused with ground coffee, which is just a pulverized coffee bean. Instant coffee, on the other hand, was actually once a brewed cup of coffee that — thanks to the magic of manufacturing and/or elves — transformed back into a solid granule state.

4. Iced

Iced coffee is simply coffee that was brewed hot and then cooled down by refrigeration or ice.

5. Cold brew

Unlike iced coffee, cold brew was always cold. For this method, coffee grounds are steeped in cold water, with recipes generally ranging from 12 to 24 hours. When you’re ready to drink, simply strain out the grounds. Cold brew fans tend to rave about its smooth taste and low acidity.

6. Frozen coffee

Frozen: It’s where coffee goes “Into the Unknown.” (Amirite, Elsa?)

With names like Vanilla Bean Frappuccino, McCafe Mocha Frappe, Frozen Dunkaccino, Cocomo Dutch Freeze, Caribou Cooler, Chick-fil-A Frosted Coffee, what we are essentially talking about here is a million different ways to make a coffee slushie.

Most use powder mixes because many customers prefer the consistency, though some may blend ice and espresso shots. Usually, they taste like dessert and can be indistinguishable from a chocolate milkshake. (If what you want is to blend in a hot espresso shot, it helps to specify that. Some people who want a little more of that coffee punch will even add a hot espresso shot to an instant coffee mix recipe.)

It’s worth the experimentation at your favorite shop. When you score a blended ice coffee drink that perfectly suits your palate, it’s a glorious thing.

In my experience, frozen coffee drinks are the hardest to order using a common vocabulary. For instance …

Frappe: As it refers to drinks, this word has French and Greek heritage. It typically refers to a recipe that is a combination of milk, sugar, ice and instant coffee mix.

Granita: Originating from Italy, this word describes a frozen treat that is served somewhere on the scale of shaved ice to Slurpee. Like those treats, granitas can be flavored with fruit syrups or other sweet accompaniments. Coffee is just one possible flavor for a granita.

But who cares, really? These are just two of many words in Coffee Land that are sometimes used interchangeably, sometimes used for clever marketing, rarely used correctly.

My advice: Enjoy another sip, Olaf, and “Let it Go.”

7. Affogato

In its purest (aka non-alcoholic) form, this dessert is usually represented by the following ratio: one scoop vanilla ice cream (or gelato, if you’re in Affogato’s original Italy), one hot shot of espresso poured on top.

8. White coffee

Not to be confused by coffee recipes that feature milk, such as the flat white, white coffee actually represents an extremely light roast of coffee. White coffee is said to originate in Yemen, and the taste of the roast is notably different than more traditionally roasted coffee. While the flavor can vary, it is typically marked by a nutty quality.

9. Dirty chai

Love tea and coffee? While a chai latte is a common coffee shop drink without the coffee (black tea and spices with steamed milk), it’s not uncommon for people to order drinks like this “dirty”? Don’t get the wrong idea. It just means adding coffee. Coffee-tea marriages are actually common worldwide, particularly in Asia.  

10. Irish

If coffee and tea aren’t your thing, how about coffee and Irish whiskey? Irish coffee is just one of many recipes for making coffee that can be measured by “proof.”

What about common espresso drinks and at-home coffee?

In the second half of the Coffee for the Average Josh series, we will spend more time breaking down coffee at the shop (typically espresso) and coffee brewed in the home.


Next: What is espresso?

This is the fifth in a 10-part series, “Coffee for the Average Josh,” releasing Fridays this fall. Get your fix of Coffee 101 by signing up to receive an email when the next post drops.

Previous:

  1. Where do coffee babies come from? (Oct. 2, 2020)
  2. Growing up on the coffee farm (Oct. 9, 2020)
  3. 3 reasons to pay more for your coffee (Oct. 16, 2020)
  4. 5 factors of great-tasting coffee (Oct. 23, 2020)
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5 factors of great-tasting coffee

October 23, 2020
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<Coffee for the Average Josh, Part 4 of 10>

Why does your coffee taste like it does, and how can you make it even better?

In approaching such a question, a more sophisticated coff-icionado than myself may start with the Coffee Taster’s Flavor Wheel. Containing 110 attributes of flavor, scent and mouthfeel, this circle is used by professional tasters to describe our mutual friend, Joe — from fruity to floral, from smoky to skunky.

Two quick things to note before moving on to a more “square peg” approach to flavor wheeling:

1. Yes, I said “skunky.”

True story: At official coffee-tasting events — or “cuppings” —organizers prepare ahead of time to help attendees properly grade particular flavor profiles. If a coffee’s “skunkiness” is to be measured at the event, a pair of latex balloons will be stuffed in a 2-ounce glass jar and stored at room temperature days in advance. In order to properly grade potentially skunky coffee, tasters first unscrew the snifter and whiff the balloons. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Why not just trap Pepé Le Pew in the corner of the room and see what happens? Apparently, the tiny, resealable jars are better at preventing comingling scents and regulating aromatic intensities.

2. Yes, I said “professional taster.”

Before you check the want ads, understand this is not the type of job your mother will brag to her friends about. As a professional taster, you are expected to:

  • Spit coffee back out: To keep from over-caffeinating — and probably to curtail bathroom breaks — professional tasters hoick brown liquid like outlaws in a Wild West saloon.
  • Slurp loudly from spoons: In a bit of an Oliver Twist, professional coffee events sound a lot like soup night at the orphanage. (“Please, sir, I want some more.”) Why? Slurping heightens both taste and aroma. It’s why people with poor manners are more likely to enjoy Top Ramen.
  • Become a certified “Q Grader”: Mom won’t be fooled. This is well below an F average.

Conclusion: Go ahead and explore a taste wheel if you like that kind of thing. Attend a cupping and read about flavor profiles if that’s fun for you. But unless you possess a once-in-a-generation palate, don’t deviate down the skunk-strewn track of professional coffee tasting.

Day in and day out, the most important thing for a coffee commoner like you and me is not to taste everything, but to taste our favorite thing.

Here are five flavor factors that — when understood — pave the pathway to consistently sipping coffee you love.

1. Begin with the bean

The starting point for flavor is in its origin. If the bean grew up in the Quindio region of Colombia, it may taste balanced with a hint of chocolate. Yirgacheffe coffee from Ethiopia is famously fruity with a floral aroma. The punchy, earthy taste of Indonesian Sumatran coffee enjoys a zealous following.

While many coffee brands feature blends from more than one region, if you experience a cup you particularly enjoy, it’s worth identifying where it came from. Chances are, other coffees from that region will similarly delight your palate.

Of course, the flavor of the bean is impacted by other factors as well that were covered in previous posts. People typically prefer the taste of an Arabica bean harvested by hand at peak ripeness then prepared for shipping through the “washed process.”

2. The roast-est with the most-est

As a former newspaper publisher, coffee roasters remind me of printing presses in an important way. I once switched from a vendor with state-of-the-art equipment to one with a rickety old machine on its last legs. Sound backwards? Maybe, but my newspaper never looked better.

What I learned can be applied to coffee roasting: A knowledgeable operator is more important than the quality of the tool in his hands. Roasting coffee is a skill earned through talent, study and experience. Great coffee can be produced at a light, medium or dark roast. As a general rule, if you like a sweeter, complex taste with a strong aroma, you will enjoy a lighter roast coffee. The darker the roast, the stronger — but typically less complicated — the flavor profile.

But these flavors can be ruined a dozen different ways. Roast too long or too short or at the wrong temperature, and you can destroy all of a bean’s flavor-packed potential. The operator matters — a lot!

But the opposite is also true: If I dropped off a file of chicken-scratched gobbledygook to my printer, the pressman won’t be able to turn it into the Sunday edition of the New York Times, no matter how good he is. What you are looking for is coffee beans you will love in the hands of a roaster who is dialed in to your tastes.

3. Fresh tastes best

I don’t know about you, but I’m not a big proponent of limp lettuce. If I’m debating between a stalk of romaine and green leaf, I’m choosing the one that looks and feels freshest.

Why not take similar care when selecting a sister plant, your coffee beans? I know, I know — coffee freshness is harder to spot. But it has a major impact on flavor, so consider the following tips:

  • Look for roast dates: Coffee is a fickle beast. It tastes best with rest — but not too much. Experts debate the exact timeframe, so let’s keep it general. Wait a couple-four days after roasting to enjoy it, and consume it as long as you don’t notice a drop-off in taste — ideally within a month but longer if stored properly.
  • Wait to grind the beans: Coffee loses flavor more quickly after it’s ground, so buy whole bean coffee when brewing at home. Burr grinders are best for achieving a uniform grind size — another factor to dial in that greatly influences coffee’s taste.
  • Don’t freeze, nuke or abandon: It’s best to buy the coffee you need and prepare it when you’re ready to enjoy it. There’s a reason coffee that is microwaved or sampled after a day sitting on the warmer at the office doesn’t taste fresh. It’s not.  

4. Pay attention to the main ingredient

Did you know at-home coffee brewed through a filter is more than 98 percent water? Why would we expect to achieve great-tasting coffee without first-class water?

True, some parts of the planet are blessed with excellent tap water. In other places, filtered or bottled water is imperative to achieving great-tasting coffee.

When you think about it, the impact water quality has on coffee quality makes perfect sense. After all, I bet you could identify a latte made using nonfat milk versus one made with whole, oat or almond milk.

Finally, pay attention to the temperature of the main ingredient. If you are really trying to dial in taste, the temperature of your water (or milk) influences the taste and should differ depending on your brewing method.

5. Brew for you

I keep a long-emptied bag of Caribou Coffee in my office. Whenever I spot it, I smile. One of my favorite coffee memories was a Turtle Mocha Kim and I shared in the Minneapolis airport on our honeymoon.

More than two decades letter, the Turtle Mocha is still on the menu at the ‘Bou. I don’t really prefer it any longer, but I still order it sometimes. Its flavor profile includes strong notes of reminiscence.

Another “Coffee Josh,” my friend Josh Jensen, calls this the “experiential factor — the epic trip to the coast watching the fog burn off while sipping a cup of the local café’s house sludge with your arm around your bride.”

There is a complexity to flavor preferences that runs far deeper than one’s sense of taste. Far from something to be ashamed of, it may well be the most important flavor factor to embrace.

“Oddly enough, I like Folgers from a percolator every now and then,” Josh added. “It brings back wonderful, nostalgic memories about my uncle and grandpa.”

For the love of coffee, I’m grateful some undertones can’t be defined by the Coffee Taster’s Flavor Wheel.


Next week: 10 ways to take your coffee

This is the fourth in a 10-part series, “Coffee for the Average Josh,” releasing Fridays this fall. Get your fix of Coffee 101 by signing up to receive an email when the next post drops.

Previous:

  1. Where do coffee babies come from? (Oct. 2, 2020)
  2. Growing up on the coffee farm (Oct. 9, 2020)
  3. 3 reasons to pay more for your coffee (Oct. 16, 2020)

What is espresso?

November 6, 2020
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<Coffee for the Average Josh, Part 6 of 10>

Pop quiz: Espresso is …

A. Another word for coffee

B. A particular type of coffee bean

C. A way to prepare coffee

D. An Italian method for ironing clothes when you’re late for work

The answer? C. (Though please send ironing tips. Takes me forever.)

While espresso is just another method to brew coffee among dozens, it has become the crema the crop when it comes to coffee consumed outside the home. Most of the staples of a coffeeshop menu have espresso-prepared coffee as their base.

Do you love yourself a cappuccino, americano, latte or mocha? They are all made with shots of espresso.

Where does the word espresso come from?

The word itself has Italian roots, meaning “pressed out.” When you brew coffee espresso-style, that’s exactly what happens — the coffee is pressed out. “Espresso” also has meanings that refer to speed, which makes sense when you consider it shares roots with the English word, “express.”

Pressed out in a hurry? That’s espresso.

How is espresso prepared?

Espresso is a strongly brewed coffee produced by forcing near-boiling water through a bed of finely ground, packed coffee. In fact, the coffee bed is packed so tightly that water won’t make it through without help. With espresso, a machine is used to produce the targeted amount of pressure in the precise amount of time to pull the perfect shot.

How did espresso get its start?

Remember Expo ’84? Probably not, cause the one I’m referring to was held in Turin, Italy, in 1884. Even then, drinking coffee at cafes was all the rage in Europe, but the process for brewing it was slow. Angelo Moriondo wanted to get coffee out to crowds in a hurry, so he invented a way to use steam power to brew coffee more quickly. The processes of producing the appropriate amount of espress-ure have come a long way since then, but Moriondo can rightly be remembered as the father of espresso.  

Why did you tell that lame joke about crema earlier?

Foreshadowing.

One of the popular features of espresso coffee is crema. Italian for “cream,” it refers to the layer of foamy goodness that tops this shot of coffee. This happens because of high pressure and carbon dioxide and blah blah blah.

You know what, let’s not spoil the mystique of crema. It’s a happy miracle.

What else might espresso refer to?

So far, we’ve learned espresso is most officially a method of brewing coffee birthed and popularized in Italy.

But the machines used to make it? Espresso machines.

When a roaster develops a blend meant to be used as espresso? It’s an espresso roast.

And, most notably, that perfect brown liquid pressed out into a small cup? That’s a glorious shot of espresso.

Are there different types of espresso shots?

Basketball has the jumper, the free throw, and the layup. An espresso machine makes different types of shots as well: espresso, ristretto, and lungo.

Espresso is the standard bearer.

Ristretto is Italian for “restrict,” and the idea here is that the amount of water used to produce the shot is restricted — while the amount of coffee remains the same. The goal is to produce a stronger, albeit smaller, brew of coffee.

Lungo is the opposite. Italian for “long,” this shot uses double or more the typical amount of water. The resulting brew is not overly popular as it typically comes across as overdone, spoiling the nuance of the coffee. Lungo does pull more caffeine because of its longer brew time, however, and it’s not without its supporters.  


Next week: Touring the espresso menu

This is the sixth in a 10-part series, “Coffee for the Average Josh,” releasing Fridays this fall. Get your fix of Coffee 101 by signing up to receive an email when the next post drops.

Previous:

  1. Where do coffee babies come from? (Oct. 2, 2020)
  2. Growing up on the coffee farm (Oct. 9, 2020)
  3. 3 reasons to pay more for your coffee (Oct. 16, 2020)
  4. 5 factors of great-tasting coffee (Oct. 23, 2020)
  5. How do you take your coffee? (Oct. 30, 2020)
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